Love

He will never forget that beautiful spring morning when he first saw her sitting at a table at the Dairy Queen. It was love at first sight. It wasn't long before he got to know her and his love grew stronger. She liked to sleep late in the morning and stay up late at night watching reruns of old soap operas on Youtube, while she munched on chocolates. She didn't believe in bathing and never used toothpaste. Her diet consisted of donuts and ice cream and she was so overweight she had trouble walking and lived on a small disability check but it allowed her to always have an adequate supply of treats on hand. She didn't care much for reading and thought that Paris was a country. She had no use for children or pets. Her complexion was ashen and she suffered from cold sores as she seemed to go from one virus to another with no break in between. He bought her a razor but she never used it. Her health was slowly deteriorating and her teeth were in dire need of some serious dental work. She would unwind from the weeks tensions by watching cartoons on Saturday morning while snacking on Frosted Flakes. Though it all she remained the love of his life. Then on that fateful Wednesday morning in January his whole world came tumbling down around him when he discovered she was a democrat. I write this morbid piece of satire to remind people that during this election season that there is more to life than politics and because I have nothing better to do as I await the latest news. Not political of course!